♛Goodtimes♛

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

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sadly i am only an eel

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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

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bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

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teenager:

It’s unbelievable how many problems go away by simply ignoring them and going to sleep.

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h0llo:

college is for people who plan on living past 30

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